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Ice Cream Man

How do they screen job applicants who admit they want to troll up and down suburban streets, playing creepy music and luring small children to take ice cream and candy. Isn’t this job a pedophile-magnet? Don’t you think every other applicant is probably on the sex offender’s list?

Interviewer: “So, your application looks good. Tell me, who is one of your role models?”

Job Applicant: “Well, I’d have to say John Wayne Gacy. Does he count? I think he died.”

Interviewer: “Are you sure this is your ideal career?”

Job Applicant: “Well… It’s a lot of work to become a Catholic priest these days…”